Fill a cup with strips of paper, each with a funny sentence written on it. Each sentence must start with a different letter of the alphabet. (Aardvarks sure do look tasty. Boy do you look terrible! …) Fill another cup with numbers. Everyone picks a number. The two people who picked the 1 and 2 go first. “One” picks out a slip of paper and reads it. Two must respond with a sentence that starts with the next letter of the alphabet AND makes sense. For example, P1 “Stop! You have a turtle on your shoulder.” P2 “That turtle is my pet.” P1 “Under what circumstances should you have such a strange pet?”… The first person who either responds with a sentence that does not start with the following letter of the alphabet or who can’t come up with a sentence within the time limit (like 10 seconds) loses. Persons 3 and 4 battle one another. When all people have gone, have the winners battle one another. You could also do this with two teams going against one another.